Bill: Time to put on gloves and start touching stuff.
Alex: I swear, stop pressing buttons. You are going to break something.
Bill: I just want to press the buttons to see the menu.
Alex: Stop!
Bill: I don't want to stop. I want to see what happens when I press them.
Alex: Stop!
Bill: There is a lift! It needs to work!
Nurse: You pressed the call button?
Alex: DARN IT BILL!!! YOU PRESSED THE CALL BUTTON
Nurse: When you press a the button, it lights up and I have to come running.
Nurse: Why are you pressing buttons?
Bill: Because it needs to work!
Alex: We need him in a full straight jacket. Zip up bed and shackles.
Nurse: Oh I like you guys.
Bill: Which one of y'all gets lifted? Someone is going up. That's it, I am putting on the belt.
Alex: I don't need my belt on your ass. Take it off.
Bill: Get up and make me.
Alex: Oh I will be getting you, leave the buttons alone.
Seriously, laughter is the best medicine. I am very healthy.
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